HERTS ATTACK

26 May, 2001

If theres a way to waste taxpayers money then Herts Police certainly managed it in Watford. They were already there when I arrived, quite early, which is fair enough. Besides all they were doing was sitting and watching.

By around 7:45 the meeting point was heaving with loads of tasty modded motors and it wasnt long before a police helicopter appeared and circled above us.

The cruise stayed at Sainsburys for about half-an-hour then moved on to Costcos, but our plans were scuppered when a load of Eddie Stobart lorries turned up for what looked like their own get together. We then headed for Tescos, but Old Bill had beaten us to it. Of course, when youve got 250+ cars with nowhere to go, the local ring roads transform into racetracks. Not that this bothered the Bab, because from the looks of it Hertfordshire Constabulary pissed their annual overtime budget in just one night.

Eventually we found another venue, where the cozzers left us alone. Great, we thought, until they turned the lights out! After half of the cruisers had disappeared we figured theyd gone to Jarmon Park in Hemel Hempstead. I decided to lead a convoy over there and nearly had the front of my little Pug removed by an impatient copper for my troubles.

Everyone agreed that the evenings policing left a lot to be desired. Their attitude was appalling and I was even sworn at on several occasions. Fred West would probably be treated with less contempt!

On the plus side there were some top motors including the awesome Type K Nova Turbo on 18s and a stunning Corsa freshly out of the paintshop.

Overall it was a good night, plenty of tasty motors and willing ladies! Just a shame about the police.